It's Friday night of a long week- and a hell of a week it was. Eliot Spitzer went down, the prick. Phony bastard prosecuted Escort Services while he was patronizing one. Talked campaign Finance reform while he was taking $9M in illegal loans from his Billionaire Father- the Jewish Joe Kennedy, talked civil liberties while he was using the State Police, just like my boss Tricky Dick, to spy on his political opponents. I check myself in the mirrored door of the elevator headed down from my 16th Floor Suite of offices. Light-Grey three button suit rolled to the top button, white slightly long point collar, turn-back cuffs, and solid silver Satin neck-tie. Very Cary Grant but the florescent lights showed how tired I was under my slicked back hair and Acqua di Parma Lavanda Tonica cologne. Highly polished black alligator monk strap shoes complete the outfit. The bar at Riley McDerott is jammed and it's cougar city. Lots of middle aged women with that hungry look. Lots of fake boobs-riding high. There was a sexy 5'2" Cuban women with olive complexion, bee stung lips, big rack and nice culito standing by the bar. But I'm exhausted and I know that my usual two Martinis will knock me on ass. Then I remember, p.i.n.k. vodka. Stuff is infused with ginseng and guarana but of which remain tasteless. It's crisp, severed up with an blue- cheese stuffed olive- very dry please. This stuff is ultra premium. Imported from Holland with no added sugar, color or carbohydrates. It's gently lifting and mentally invigorating but the only buzz is the first rate Vodka. Won't put you to sleep. My wife loves it mixed with cranberry juice. p.i.n.k. won 5 gold medals at a prestigious trade show taste off. It's like drinking a silver bullet. Smooth and clean. The process of infusing the caffeine and guarana renders them odorless and without flavor. It took nearly two years to create a formula that would not compromise the integrity of the Dutch vodka. Working with one of the leading flavoring companies in the world, The p.i.n.k. Spirits Company developed a unique process to extract the all-natural energy components of the South American guarana berry, while removing its native dark color and tart flavor. Guarana is a berry grown in the northern region of Brazil and Venezuela and is named after the Brazilian Guarani Indian Tribe, which believes the berry has magical properties. I could use some magical properties right now. Guarana contains an all-natural herbal stimulant called guaranine, which is similar to caffeine but has been found to function differently in the body. Unlike caffeine, which provides a short-live burst of intensity, guarana is absorbed slowly and is released over a longer period of time. In addition, guarana is believed to increase metabolism, burn fat, and act as an aphrodisiac. Now you're talking. Every 1 ounce to 1.5 ounces of p.i.n.k. vodka has the equivalent intensity of approximately 1/2 to 1/3 cup of coffee or tea. p.i.n.k. vodka is specifically designed to provide an enjoyable drinking experience without being overpowering. Feeling like a new man, I say "Buenas Noches" to this Cuban beauty as she brushes her hair back from eyes and smiles.